Highway 101    (0)

	Reason:	I recently saw the band Highway 101 in concert and they ROCK! Excellent show! Afterwards they took the time to sign autographs and take pictures with fans. They are some of the nicest, friendliest people in the music biz. (And their lead singer Nikki Nelson is a total babe!) If you ever get a chance to see them, do it!

DiKKy    (4)

	Relation:	High nord
	From:	IRC
	Reason:	He chats while High ILU DiKKy <h3n> DIKKY WHERE ARE YOU GOING LOL <DiKKy> h3n: IM GOING TO SHOOT WITH MY COOL AIRSOFT GUN LOL <h3n> dikky: do you live in a horrible place where real guns are outlawed? <DiKKy> UH <DiKKy> ALMOST <DiKKy> LOL <DiKKy> IT WOULD BE .. NOT GOOD TO SHOOT OTHER PEOPLE WITH REAL GUN <DiKKy> BECAUSE <DiKKy> THEN WE COULDNT PLAY THAT OFTEN <rkz> DiKKy: tirel er en skitne jøde elsker penis spisested. <rkz> what am i saying <rkz> i want to how good this translation shit is <bare> something something something something penis something <DiKKy> "tirel is a dirty jew lower penis restaurant" <DiKKy> IVE THOUGHT ABOUT RAPING GIRLS IN GTA VICE CITY <DiKKy> SOME OF THEM R HOT <DiKKy> AND IM LIKE OMG I WANT TO RAPE <DiKKy> AND IT DOESNT WORK <DiKKy> SO I KILL HER <DiKKy> THE ONLY GOOD THING THE JEWS EVER DID WAS MAKING THE UZI <DiKKy> UZI 9MILIMEETAH!! <DiKKy> I HEAR ITS AN EFFECTIVE JEW KILLER LOL HOW IRONIC <snuck> lol is that your kitten' <DiKKy> DONT TALK ABOUT MY KITTEN <DiKKy> ITS SAD <DiKKy> IT LEFT ME <rolloffle> dikky has a kitten? <DiKKy> IT RUNNED AWAY <DiKKy> I HAD <incog> kitten bummer <DiKKy> BUT IT LEFT ME <DiKKy> AFTER LIEK A WEEK <DiKKy> SHITTY CAT <DiKKy> NEVER AGAIN <rolloffle> lol <rolloffle> pathetic <snuck> lol <lysol> lol dikky <DiKKy> CATS SUCK <lysol> you have to be pretty pathetic to have a cat run away <DiKKy> FUCK U LYSOL etc.
		Comments Fou-Lu <when> 211044762: I once stole a duck from a nearby park. I lured him into a sack with bread and brought him home. I had to release him back into the wild (noisily, mind you) when my step-mom said "No pets" <KiSSy> LOL <KiSSy> MY FRIENDS AND I WOULD GO TO THE PARK AND SHOOT THE DUCKS WITH BLOWDARTS <DiKKy> LOL <KiSSy> WE'D LURE THEM IN WITH BREAD AND SHOOT THE FUCK OUT OF THEM <KiSSy> THEY LOOKED LIKE PIN CUSHIONS <KiSSy> GOD I FUCKING HATE DUCKS <Impi> COS THEY WONT STAND STILL <Impi> NOT LIKE SHEEP <KiSSy> NO BECAUSE DUCKS ARE LIKE VAGRANTS <KiSSy> THEY SLEEP AT THE PARK AND BEG <KiSSy> BUT PEOPLE THINK IT'S OK SINCE THEY'RE DUCKS <incog> ducks need to start paying taxes <DiKKy> IN NORWAY SANTA CLAUS IS SOMETIMES IN THE CITY STREETS HANDING OUT FRUIT <KiSSy> are there some kinds of meetings for mac users to go to <DiKKy> YES <DiKKy> ITS CALLED GAYBAR <DiKKy> MY MENTAL AGE IS LIKE 11 <DiKKy> THAT DOESNT MATTER <@DiKKy> HEY <@DiKKy> THIS SSH THING <@DiKKy> IS IT SECURE <@dragqueen> WHY? <@DiKKy> JUST WONDERING <@DiKKy> HOW SECURE IS IT <@dragqueen> I DNUNO BUT IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE SECURE <@DiKKy> K <@DiKKy> PENISBIRD <@DiKKy> DO U KNOW THIS <@dragqueen> WTF <@dragqueen> IM NOT PENISBIRD <@DiKKy> I KNOW <@DiKKy> IM ASKING PENISBIRD IF HE KNOWS HOW SECURE IT IS <@DiKKy> U JEW <@dragqueen> PENISBID ISNT HERE <@DiKKy> OH <@DiKKy> WHAT <@DiKKy> WHAT CHANNEL IS THIS <@dragqueen> DMX CHANNEL <@DiKKy> OH LOL <@DiKKy> SORRY <@DiKKy> LOL <@DiKKy> I GET CONFUSED SOMETIMES WHEN IM HIGH ON DRUGS <@dragqueen> LOL <@DiKKy> LOL IN THE TOWN IN NORWAY WHERE I WAS BORN THERE IS A LITTLE PLACE OUTSIDE IT WHERE THERE GOES TRAINS AND WHENEVER THERES A PARTY IN THIS LITTLE PLACE THERE IS A BIG SIGN IN THE TRAINDRIVERS LOUNGE THAT SAYS "PARTY IN PLACE DRIVE CAREFUL" CUZ PEOPLE OFTEN HAVE SEX ON THE TRAIN TRACKS WHEN THEY ARE PARTYING LOL NORDS (according to tabloidz) <@DiKKy> K <@DiKKy> GROG WHY R U AVOIDING MY IGNORE < captain_g> lol dikky has ignored people < captain_g> DiKKy: do you hold the shift key or use capslock <@DiKKy> SHIFT KEY OF COURSE <@DiKKy> DO U THINK IM A RETARD ? Fou-Lu <h3n> DIKKY WHERE ARE YOU GOING LOL <DiKKy> h3n: IM GOING TO SHOOT WITH MY COOL AIRSOFT GUN LOL <h3n> dikky: do you live in a horrible place where real guns are outlawed? <DiKKy> UH <DiKKy> ALMOST <DiKKy> LOL <DiKKy> IT WOULD BE .. NOT GOOD TO SHOOT OTHER PEOPLE WITH REAL GUN <DiKKy> BECAUSE <DiKKy> THEN WE COULDNT PLAY THAT OFTEN Fou-Lu [10:07] <DiKKy> IT IS I DIKKY HEARTIEZ THE NORD FROM NORWAY LIVING IN A FJORD LOL HY LOL HY LOL HY HY HY LOL LOL HY [10:07] <LiteralKa> <3 DiKKy *** LiteralKa [cfbee216@jew-F349EBB2.toad-host.com] has joined #cockes <DiKKy> LOL HY <DiKKy> IT IS I DIKKY HEARTIEZ THE NORD FROM NORWAY LIVING IN A FJORD LOL HY LOL HY LOL HY HY HY LOL LOL HY <moira_> nerd <DiKKy> LOL <DiKKy> IM NOT A NERD IM A GEEK <DiKKy> I FOUND A CURE FOR HANGOVERS <DiKKy> I THINK <DiKKy> WELL KINDA <DiKKy> HALF A PROTEIN SHAKE AND 2X033 COKE BOTTLEZ <DiKKy> IT MAKES THE AWFUL HANGOVER TURN INTO A FEELING AS IF U WERE KINDA JUST A LITTLE BITTY STONED BUT NOT REALLY [10:09] <LiteralKa> <3 DiKKy [10:09] <Winkie> HY DIKKV [10:09] <Winkie> DIKKV I STOPPED SMOKING WEED [10:09] <DiKKy> HY LOL [10:10] <DiKKy> LOL REALLY [10:10] <DiKKy> ME TOO [10:10] <DiKKy> <3 [10:10] <Winkie> LOL WHY DID U DO IT [10:10] <DiKKy> CUZ I HAVE TO PEE IN A CUP AT THE DOCTORS OFFICE EVERY MONTH CUZ I AM GOING TO JUMP IN THE PARASHOOOOOT LOL LOL LOL [10:10] <LiteralKa> LOL [10:10] <DiKKy> WHY DID U DO IT [10:10] <Winkie> LOL [10:11] <Winkie> JUST FOR A LITTLE BREAK [10:11] <Winkie> WHY DO UR HAVE TO DRUGS TEST [10:11] <DiKKy> OH LOL [10:11] <DiKKy> LOL [10:11] <DiKKy> CUZ THEY HAVE ME ON FILE AS A POTSMOKER [10:11] <Winkie> WHO DOES [10:11] <DiKKy> AND MY PREVIOUS TO PISS-CUPS WERE POSITIVE =( [10:11] <DiKKy> THE DOCTOR AUTHORITIES [10:11] <Winkie> YEJ BUT WHY ARE YOU BEING CHECKED TO PARACHUTE? [10:12] <Winkie> I CAN PARACHUTE WITHOUT PISS TESTS [10:12] <DiKKy> WELL [10:12] <DiKKy> I HAVE 2 PASS A EXAMINATION [10:12] <DiKKy> AND I DIDNT [10:12] <DiKKy> SO I HAVE TO PASS [10:12] <DiKKy> NOW [10:12] <Winkie> ROFLING [10:12] <DiKKy> W/E [10:12] <Winkie> DIKKV FAILURE [10:12] <DiKKy> LOL YES KINDA [10:12] <DiKKy> BUT I GET 2 JUMP PARASHOOT SO ITS NOT REALLY A FAILURE [10:12] <Winkie> ANYWAY aS SOON AS I STOPPED SMOKKING I HAVE PEOPLE OFFERING ME CHEAP HIGH QUALITY HALF ONCES [10:12] <DiKKy> LOL [10:13] <Winkie> ALSO I HAVE FLOWN HELICOPTER WITHOUT PISS TESTING LOL [10:13] <moira_> I'll shoot you with a para guns if you keep saying "parashoot" [10:13] <Winkie> MAYBE YOU JUST LOOK LIKE DUMB STONER [10:13] <DiKKy> HEY WHY DONT U START SMOKING CRACK COCAIN I HEARD IT WAS MUCH BETTER THAN POT [10:13] <Winkie> CRACK IS FOR NIGGERS THX [10:13] <DiKKy> PARASHOOT [10:13] <DiKKy> WHAT IS WRONG WITH PARASHOOT [10:13] <moira_> parachute [10:13] <DiKKy> WHAT IS IT CALLED IN WHISKEYLLAND [10:13] <LiteralKa> DiKKy is this your blog? http://heartiez.blogspot.com/ [10:13] <DiKKy> LOL [10:14] <DiKKy> LOL [10:14] <DiKKy> LOOOL [10:14] <DiKKy> I DONT KNOW [10:14] <DiKKy> PROBABLY [10:14] <LiteralKa> LOL [10:14] <DiKKy> BUT MY PREVIOUS BLOG WAS MUCH COOLER [10:14] <DiKKy> BUT IT WAS SHOT DOWN [10:14] <DiKKy> IT HAD THE IMAGE WITH THE GUY JERKIN OFF NEXCT 2 THE BURNING TWINTOWERS AS A BACKGROUND [10:14] <LiteralKa> :( [10:14] <LiteralKa> lol [10:15] <LiteralKa> lol [10:15] <DiKKy> Dear user dikky: [10:15] <DiKKy> Recently, you were contacted regarding our requirement that you remove the phrase 'killing jews' as an interest on your Profile page. As you have not removed this interest by the deadline, your account has been suspended. [10:15] <DiKKy> THIS IS WHY THE JEWS RUINED MY BLOG [10:15] <DiKKy> AND I STOPPED BLOGGING EVER SINCE [10:16] <DiKKy> hey [10:16] <DiKKy> i can actually unsuspend it and fix it [10:16] <DiKKy> and the blog will be back [10:16] <DiKKy> i think i will do that [10:16] <Winkie> LOL DIKKV [10:16] <Winkie> UR FUNNY [10:16] <moira_> blogs are gay and you are gay for having one [10:17] <Winkie> moira_: you have a blog [10:17] <DiKKy> THE DIKKY HEARTIEZ BLOG IS COMING BACK ONLINE [10:17] <LiteralKa> YES [10:23] <DiKKy> LOL [10:23] <DiKKy> IT DIDNT WORK [10:23] <DiKKy> I HAD 2 MAIL THE ABUSE TEAM [10:23] <DiKKy> Hi! [10:23] <DiKKy> After careful consideration I have now removed the interest "killing jews" from my Profile page, i would like you to unsuspend my account now. [10:23] <DiKKy> Please. [10:23] <DiKKy> (it has been clozed 4 a year lolf) [10:23] <DiKKy> LOL [10:23] <DiKKy> NORDS [10:24] <DiKKy> NORDS ARE COOL NORDS ARE CUTE NORDS ARE STRONG BE GOOD TO NORDS CUZ NORDS BELONG [10:24] <DiKKy> OR SUMTHIN [10:24] <a43> lol [10:25] <Winkie> DiKKy: 8) [10:25] <Winkie> DiKKy: have i sent you any old man gloom? [10:26] <DiKKy> WHAT IS OLD MAN GLOOM [10:26] <moira_> my balls team up to form an abuse team, to abuse your mom's ass [10:26] <Winkie> DiKKy: awesome music [10:26] <Winkie> it is brutal [10:26] <DiKKy> OH LOL [10:26] <DiKKy> COOL [10:26] <DiKKy> PLEASE SEND IT 2 ME [10:27] <Winkie> k [10:27] <Winkie> one minute [10:27] <DiKKy> WAIT I WILL LAUNCH MY FTP SITE [10:27] <DiKKy> AND MAKE U A UPLOAD ACCAUNT [10:27] <Winkie> it is ok i can dcc [10:27] <DiKKy> NO [10:27] <DiKKy> I AM ON A SHELL [10:28] <Winkie> LOL DIKKY FARTIEZ [10:28] <Winkie> I WILL BE READY 4 TRANSFER IN MINUTEZ [10:28] <DiKKy> I HAVE NOTICED U THE LOGIN [10:28] <Winkie> U HAVE NOT SENT ME LOGIN [10:28] <DiKKy> YES [10:28] <moira_> nerds [10:28] <DiKKy> THEN I HAVE MSGED [10:29] <Winkie> OIC [10:29] <Winkie> I AM LOGGED IN [10:29] <DiKKy> YES [10:29] <DiKKy> THERE IS NOTHING IN THAT FOLDER [10:29] <Winkie> THERE IS NOW [10:29] <DiKKy> UNTIL NOW [10:29] <Winkie> SENDING NOW YOU BIG FAG [10:29] <DiKKy> WHY IS UR INTERNET SEND SO SLOW [10:29] *** _amoeba_ [justin@CA7E9202.ECA09D14.5D439A0C.IP] has joined #cockes [10:29] *** mode/#cockes [+o _amoeba_] by ulillillia [10:30] <DiKKy> ARE FROM DENMARK [10:30] <Winkie> >:( [10:30] <Winkie> 110k/s IS NOT SLOW UPLOAD THX [10:30] <Winkie> I AM A BRIT REMMEBER [10:30] *** amoeba_ [justin@jew-7FC82634.dyn.iinet.net.au] has quit [Ping timeout] [10:30] <DiKKy> RIGHT [10:30] <DiKKy> BRIT [10:30] <Winkie> AWESOME BRIT* [10:30] <DiKKy> MY UPLOAD IS ONLY 350KB/S AND I THINK THATS SO SLOW IT HURTS [10:30] <DiKKy> LOL [10:30] <Winkie> O RLY WHAT IS UR CONNECTION SPEED? [10:30] <moira_> uh all the non-lame brits I know have at like 2 MB/s upload [10:30] <DiKKy> THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A AWESOME BRIT [10:30] <DiKKy> I HAVE 12.5MBIT DOWNSTREAM [10:30] <Winkie> moira_: 2mbit/s [10:30] <Winkie> DiKKy: oh i have 15mbit downstream [10:30] <moira_> huh no MB [10:30] <Winkie> moira_: huh no mbit [10:30] <Winkie> moira_: there are no UK broadband providers that provide 2MB up [10:31] <Winkie> you can sorta get that much with annex M [10:31] <DiKKy> I GET 1.3-1.4 MB/S @ MAXX [10:31] <moira_> yes there are, all the ones that provide service to non-losers [10:31] <Winkie> but it's flaky and not widely used [10:31] <Winkie> DiKKy: I GET ABOUT 1.6MB/S MAX DOWN [10:31] <DiKKy> I COULDVE HAD 26MBIT DOWN AND SAME UPLOAD BUT THERES NO POINT I ONLY NEED THE UPLOAD REALLY [10:31] <DiKKy> 1MB/S IS FAST ENOUGH [10:32] <moira_> reply in a thread about a telesync of iron man: [10:32] <Winkie> YEJ 1.6 DOWN AND 120K/S UP IS GUD ENOUGH 4 ME [10:32] <moira_> "you really need to see this in good quality, kinda like transformers." [10:32] <Winkie> LOL TRANSFORMERs [10:32] <DiKKy> LOL [10:32] <Winkie> THAT WAS A TERRIBLE FILM [10:32] <Winkie> MADE FOR RETARDS [10:32] <Winkie> ALSO SO IS APOCALYPTO [10:32] <DiKKy> I WISH THEY WOULD MAKE THE INTERNET CONNECTIUONS SAME UPLOAD AND DOWNLOAD [10:32] <Winkie> MY FRIEND LOVES IT BECAUSE HE IS SOME SORT OF A FAG [10:32] <moira_> ONE CAN ONLY APPRECIATE A HIGH-QUALITY MOVIE LIKE TRANSFORMERS BY GOING TO THE THEATER [10:32] <Winkie> DiKKy: KALLEBOO :( [10:32] <DiKKy> LIKE 10MBIT DOWN AND 10MBIT UP [10:32] <DiKKy> SDSL [10:32] <DiKKy> THAT WOULD ROCK [10:32] <Winkie> DiKKy: YEJ YOU CAN GET THAT IN THE UK AT 2/2 :( [10:32] <Winkie> KALLEBOO HAS IT AT 100/100 :( [10:32] <moira_> I would go to the theater to see iron man, but I don't really feel like going outside [10:32] <Winkie> NOT DSL THOUGH [10:33] <DiKKy> YEAH U CAN GET THAT HERE @ 2/2 [10:33] <DiKKy> LOL [10:33] <Winkie> MOIRA TOO DRUNK TO GO SEE FILM; NEWS AT 11 [10:33] <DiKKy> DOES KALLEBOO HAVE A FTP SITE [10:33] <moira_> huh, I haven't been drunk in like two weeks [10:33] <DiKKy> LOL [10:33] <DiKKy> DIDNT U DRINK ON 1ST OF MAY [10:33] <DiKKy> I MEAN THE NIGHT B4 1ST OF MAY [10:33] <Winkie> MOIRA DONT LIE TO US [10:33] <moira_> no, we don't have filthy commie holidays in the states [10:33] <DiKKy> RIGHT [10:33] *** kalleboo [nobody2@betrayal.gbsfm.info] has joined #cockes [10:34] <DiKKy> ITS CALLED LAW DAY OVER THERE INNIT [10:34] <Winkie> LOL DIKKV DO YOU GET A NORD BANK HOLIDAY? [10:34] <DiKKy> HY KALLEBOO CAN I HAVE A LOGIN 2 UR FTP SITE [10:34] <kalleboo> hay guys guess where I am now [10:34] <DiKKy> WHATS A NORD BANK HOLIDAY [10:34] <DiKKy> IN NORWAY [10:34] <Winkie> cyberway.com.sg [10:34] <Winkie> SOmE COUNTRY THAT ENDS IN SG [10:34] <kalleboo> lol squid proxy [10:34] <kalleboo> Proxy header: HTTP_VIA 1.1 vbn.inter-touch.net:3128 (squid/2.6.STABLE5) [10:34] <kalleboo> Proxy header: HTTP_X_FORWARDED_FOR 10.5.22.201 [10:34] <DiKKy> LOL [10:34] <DiKKy> SG [10:34] <Winkie> kalleboo: DIKKV IS JEALOUS OF UR CONNECTION SPEEDZ [10:35] <DiKKy> IT IS THE ONLY THING SWEDEN HAS DONE BETTER THAT NORWAY [10:35] <Winkie> APART FROM EVERYTHING ELSE [10:35] <DiKKy> UM NO NORWAY > SWEDEN [10:35] <DiKKy> AT EVERYTHING [10:35] <DiKKy> EXCEPT THE INTERNET [10:35] <Winkie> O RLY DO YOU HAVE A GIGANTIC LONG PART TUNNEL PART CABLESTAY ROAD AND RAIL BRIDGE? [10:35] <Winkie> BECAUSE I THINK THATS SOMETHING SWEDEN HAS [10:35] <kalleboo> this hotel is awesome. they have VGA and HDMI hookups for your laptop, and 3.5mm for an mp3 player [10:35] <DiKKy> NO BUT WE HAVE A CHINESE MARMOR STONE OPERA HOUSE [10:36] <Winkie> O MAN THIS MUSIC IS SO BRUTAL I AM GOING TO DO SOME CLEANING [10:36] <Winkie> kalleboo: HUH HOOKUPS TO WHAT [10:36] <kalleboo> Winkie: the TV [10:36] <Winkie> kalleboo: O THAT IS PRETTY NEAT [10:36] <kalleboo> the LCD HDTV [10:36] <Winkie> :o [10:36] <DiKKy> OH AND WE HAVE A GREAT MANY OFFSHORE DRILLING PLATFORMS TO PUMP OIL OUT OF THE GROUND [10:36] <DiKKy> SWEDEN DOESNT [10:36] <Winkie> kalleboo: PRETTY COOL WHERE ARE YOU AGAIN? [10:36] <DiKKy> POOR JEWS [10:36] <DiKKy> BEGGING FOR OUR MONEY [10:36] <kalleboo> Winkie: singaporu [10:37] <Winkie> kalleboo: 8)) [10:37] <DiKKy> IF NORWAY DIDNT GO SHOPPING FOR MEAT AND BEER IN SWEDEN [10:37] <moira_> singa-bore [10:37] <DiKKy> SWEDEN WOULD BE BANKRUPT [10:39] <moira_> you eat pickled butts [10:42] <LiteralKa> DIKKY WHAT IS THE LINK TO YOUR BLOG [10:43] <kalleboo> DiKKy: if norway couldn't go shopping for meat and beer in sweden the suicide rate would double [10:45] <moira_> your mom goes shopping for meat in crotchistan [10:46] <Winkie> DiKKy: I HAVE UPLOADED THE MUSICS TO UR FTP [7:51] <DiKKy> LOL [7:51] <DiKKy> HEY [7:51] <DiKKy> I NEED AN AUTOMATICALLY INFLATABLE [7:51] <DiKKy> UM [7:51] <DiKKy> WHAT ARE THEY CALLED [7:51] <DiKKy> VESTS [7:51] <DiKKy> THAT SAVE U FROM DROWNING [7:51] <DiKKy> LOL [7:51] <Winkie> lifejacket [7:51] <DiKKy> YEAH [7:51] <Winkie> and why do you need an automatic one? [7:51] <DiKKy> I NEED AN AUTOMATICALLY INFLATABLE LIFEJACKET [7:51] <LiteralKa> SO HE WONT DROWN [7:51] <DiKKy> WELL [7:52] <DiKKy> CUZ THERE IS A RIVER AND ALSO A LARGE SEA CLOSE TO THE LANDING AREA WHERE IM SUPPOSED 2 JUMP THE PARACHUTE THIS WEEKEND [8:22] <LiteralKa> hi DiKKy [8:22] <DiKKy> hy [8:26] <LiteralKa> ooh ooh, how do you say "I come from Norway"? [8:27] <DiKKy> dette er en hest Fou-Lu <h3n> DIKKY WHERE ARE YOU GOING LOL <DiKKy> h3n: IM GOING TO SHOOT WITH MY COOL AIRSOFT GUN LOL <h3n> dikky: do you live in a horrible place where real guns are outlawed? <DiKKy> UH <DiKKy> ALMOST <DiKKy> LOL <DiKKy> IT WOULD BE .. NOT GOOD TO SHOOT OTHER PEOPLE WITH REAL GUN <DiKKy> BECAUSE <DiKKy> THEN WE COULDNT PLAY THAT OFTEN <rkz> DiKKy: tirel er en skitne jøde elsker penis spisested. <rkz> what am i saying <rkz> i want to how good this translation shit is <bare> something something something something penis something <DiKKy> "tirel is a dirty jew lower penis restaurant" <DiKKy> BASH.ORG IS FOR FUCKING FAGGOT NIGGER BITCHES WITH NO LIFE AND EATS COMMUNIST FRIES ALL DAY WITH 12 CHILDREN LIVING ON WELFARE ONLY THEY THINK BASH.ORG IS WORTH THE KB'S ITS WRITTEN ON <tirel> <dx> YOU GOT OWNED BY DIKKY!!! <tirel> <fondus> lol <tirel> <fondus> en ting er sikkert, dikky er perma :D <tirel> what is he saying <DiKKy> HE SAYS <DiKKy> "oNE THING IS FOR SURE, DIKKY IS PERMANENTLY" <rolloffle> guess the next word <Ich> l0de: http://www.texasdex.com/adexter/Offspring_-_Kill_the_president.mp3 <Ich> i'll ask everyone to *not* download from that <Ich> only l0de <Ich> because my uprates max out at 128 kb <Ich> so you'll get 16 kB/s <DiKKy> LOLLERS <DiKKy> IM STARTING 5 WGETS NOW <Dessimat0r> * FBI_USER_36 has opened up an enterance port to pihost #gnaa <Dessimat0r> * FBI_USER_36 .... succeeded --- BonerTap is now known as FBI_USER_36 <DiKKy> DO U HAVE WINDOWS SERVICE PACK 2 <FBI_USER_36> ELEET0RZ <FBI_USER_36> EYE 4M FBI <FBI_USER_36> U R ALL UNDER ARREST <neovagina> SHITFUCK <FBI_USER_36> FR33ZE, NIGGERS <neovagina> AFK RUNNING AWAY <kittense> shit <kittense> so, what now? <kittense> i sit here until you come cuff me? <Dessimat0r> IF THE FBI COME REMEMBER TO HIDE UNDER YOUR BED <Dessimat0r> THEY WON'T SEE YOU <DiKKy> IVE THOUGHT ABOUT RAPING GIRLS IN GTA VICE CITY <DiKKy> SOME OF THEM R HOT <DiKKy> AND IM LIKE OMG I WANT TO RAPE <DiKKy> AND IT DOESNT WORK <DiKKy> SO I KILL HER <DiKKy> NORDS ARE CUTE, NORDS ARE STRONG, BE NICE TO THEM CUZ THEY BELONG, STOP HATING, STOP KICKING, COME VISIT A NORD, ITS EASY TO FIND HIM CUZ HE LIVES IN A FJORD, BE HAPPY AND NICE TO YOUR NORD, GIVE ALL UR COCK AND HE WILL EAT BEFORE U CAN COVER IT IN A SOCK <DiKKy> THE ONLY GOOD THING THE JEWS EVER DID WAS MAKING THE UZI <DiKKy> UZI 9MILIMEETAH!! <DiKKy> I HEAR ITS AN EFFECTIVE JEW KILLER LOL HOW IRONIC <DiKKy> _________________________________________ <DiKKy> / LOL THE HOLY COW WANTS TO COVER U IN \ <DiKKy> | THE FILTYH STINKING SPERM IT CARRIES IN | <DiKKy> \ ITS GIGANTIC PENIS / <DiKKy> ----------------------------------------- <DiKKy> \ ^__^ <DiKKy> \ (oo)\_______ <DiKKy> (__)\ )\/\ <DiKKy> ||----w | <DiKKy> || || <Geoffd1> cows are female, idiot --> DiKKy (~dikky@PORFA.IS.A.FUCKING.LIAR.SPANE) has joined #metawire <DiKKy> OMG BSD IS FUCKING DYING LOLOLOLOLOL I CAN SMELL THE ROTTEN STENCH ALL THE WAY TO NORWAY LOLOLOLOLOLOL BSD IS DEAD BSD IS DEAD BSD IS DEAD BSD IS DEAD BSD IS DEAD BSD IS DEAD BSD IS DEAD BSD IS DEAD BSD IS DEAD BSD IS DEAD BSD IS DEAD BSD IS DEAD --> tirel (64533@lyc) has joined #metawire <tirel> BSD IS DEAD YOU FAGGOTS! <-- DiKKy (~dikky@PORFA.IS.A.FUCKING.LIAR.SPANE) has left #metawire <-- tirel (64533@lyc) has left #metawire (&) <r0bin> ./gline <Real_Trl_Tlk> what's the biggest breakfast meal at denny's? <Real_Trl_Tlk> hmmi htink the lumberjack slam <Real_Trl_Tlk> Lumberjack Slam® Three pancakes, a slice of grilled honey ham, two bacon strips, two sausage links and two eggs* plus hash browns or grits and choice of bread. <rolloffle> that sounds tiny. <DiKKy> IT SOUNDS LIKE 5 MEALS <rolloffle> 3 pancakes, a slice, 2 strips, 2 links and a coupla eggs? <Real_Trl_Tlk> then fat <Real_Trl_Tlk> then carbs <rolloffle> oh and some hash browns. <DiKKy> TINY <DiKKy> LOL <Real_Trl_Tlk> i'm fuckin psyched <rolloffle> if you doubled all that up it would be more impressive. <Real_Trl_Tlk> want me to pick you guys up anything? <snuck> lol is that your kitten' <DiKKy> DONT TALK ABOUT MY KITTEN <DiKKy> ITS SAD <DiKKy> IT LEFT ME <rolloffle> dikky has a kitten? <DiKKy> IT RUNNED AWAY <DiKKy> I HAD <incog> kitten bummer <DiKKy> BUT IT LEFT ME <DiKKy> AFTER LIEK A WEEK <DiKKy> SHITTY CAT <DiKKy> NEVER AGAIN <rolloffle> lol <rolloffle> pathetic <snuck> lol <lysol> lol dikky <DiKKy> CATS SUCK <lysol> you have to be pretty pathetic to have a cat run away <DiKKy> FUCK U LYSOL <DiKKy> IN NORWAY SANTA CLAUS IS SOMETIMES IN THE CITY STREETS HANDING OUT FRUIT * DIKKY is away: DRUNK/HIGH/DEAD * DIKKY is back from idling * DIKKY is away: [auto away] * DIKKY is back from DRUNK/HIGH/DEAD <KiSSy> are there some kinds of meetings for mac users to go to <DiKKy> YES <DiKKy> ITS CALLED GAYBAR <DiKKy> MY MENTAL AGE IS LIKE 11 <DiKKy> THAT DOESNT MATTER <@DiKKy> HEY <@DiKKy> THIS SSH THING <@DiKKy> IS IT SECURE <@dragqueen> WHY? <@DiKKy> JUST WONDERING <@DiKKy> HOW SECURE IS IT <@dragqueen> I DNUNO BUT IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE SECURE <@DiKKy> K <@DiKKy> PENISBIRD <@DiKKy> DO U KNOW THIS <@dragqueen> WTF <@dragqueen> IM NOT PENISBIRD <@DiKKy> I KNOW <@DiKKy> IM ASKING PENISBIRD IF HE KNOWS HOW SECURE IT IS <@DiKKy> U JEW <@dragqueen> PENISBID ISNT HERE <@DiKKy> OH <@DiKKy> WHAT <@DiKKy> WHAT CHANNEL IS THIS <@dragqueen> DMX CHANNEL <@DiKKy> OH LOL <@DiKKy> SORRY <@DiKKy> LOL <@DiKKy> I GET CONFUSED SOMETIMES WHEN IM HIGH ON DRUGS <@dragqueen> LOL -!- DiKKy [dikky@pihost.us] has left #macrokilla [] <@dmx> dik...ky -!- DiKKy [dikky@pihost.us] has joined #macrokilla < DiKKy> ooops -!- mode/#macrokilla [+o DiKKy] by dsp_ <@DiKKy> something wrong <@DiKKy> i pressed up and enter too much <@DiKKy> and quit 2 chans <@DiKKy> by accident <@DiKKy> lol <@DiKKy> do u have pix of ur sister altise <@dmx> ur a dfff <@dsp_> i have pix <@DiKKy> really dsp <@dsp_> yes she is a real qt <@dsp_> i stole them from altise's computer with top secret 0day <@dmx> you idiot i dont keep pictures of my sister on my computer what are you retarded <@dmx> who keeps pictures of their sister on their computer <@DiKKy> I WOULD IF I HAD ONE <@dikky__> its kind of liberating actually <@dikky__> to not hold the shift key i mean <@dikky__> lol <@dikky__> i can write faster <@DiKKy> dsp <@DiKKy> please tell me <@DiKKy> what is the meaning of the word <@DiKKy> despair <@dsp> it means intense unhappiness <@DiKKy> i see <@DiKKy> then one can better understand the existence of this virtual room <@DiKKy> LOL IN THE TOWN IN NORWAY WHERE I WAS BORN THERE IS A LITTLE PLACE OUTSIDE IT WHERE THERE GOES TRAINS AND WHENEVER THERES A PARTY IN THIS LITTLE PLACE THERE IS A BIG SIGN IN THE TRAINDRIVERS LOUNGE THAT SAYS "PARTY IN PLACE DRIVE CAREFUL" CUZ PEOPLE OFTEN HAVE SEX ON THE TRAIN TRACKS WHEN THEY ARE PARTYING LOL NORDS (according to tabloidz) <DiKKy> SERIOUSLY THOUGH <DiKKy> WHAT KIND OF MAN NEEDS A WOMAN <incog> a straight man <incog> U FAGET <DiKKy> I LIKE TO MAKE U ALL BE DUMG <DiKKy> HAHA <moira_> cool, I like to make up words too <DiKKy> i found a pink john deere cap <DiKKy> thats cool i will buy <lemon> people will think youre gay <DiKKy> i dont really give a shit <Gudrow> you give enough of a shit to try and make some kind of retarded nordstatement by wearing a pink john deere hat <DiKKy> OMG ITS A PINK JOHN DEERE COWBOY HAT <Gudrow> it will look great with your linux t-shirt <Kalle> my stomach hurts so badly <Kalle> and it's all my neighbors fault <Kalle> I hate her :( <rolloffle> did she slip you some Heliobacter pylori or something <Kalle> no she is having a bunch of friends her in her room playing SINGSTAR <Kalle> it's not too bad when her door is closed <Kalle> I have closed it a couple of times but they keep opening it wtf <engimo> you cant go around and close other peoples doors <Kalle> uhh, I dont' see anythign impolite about it <Kalle> w/e there is no problem you aspie <rolloffle> says the guy with the stomach ulcer <Kalle> yeah but I was just closing her door. there is definitely no issue with that <DiKKy> HI ROLLOFFLE <rolloffle> hi DiKKy <DiKKy> WHAT IS THE PROBLEM BEEING DISCUSSED, PERHAPS I MAY BE ABLE TO SHED SOME NORD ON IT <rolloffle> Kalle reckons it's OK to go around closing people's doors <DiKKy> THATS JUST PLAIN EVIL <Kalle> this is prty ironic <Kalle> everyone has left but now my stomach hurts too much to go to sleep :( <DiKKy> U KNOW KALLE IF I LIVED IN UR TOWN I WOULD SERIOUSLY GO TO UR HOUSE AND PUNCH U IN THE FACE <DiKKy> DO U GUYS THINK I SHOULD GO GET MY HARD DRIVE TODAY OR TOMORROW <moira_> go get it yesterday <DiKKy> NO THATS IMPOSSIBLE <moira_> all you have to do is get into this time machine <moira_> it's right here, through this door with the sign that says "trash compactor" <moira_> it's really a time machine though <DiKKy> FUCK U ASSHOLE <moira_> uh, I offer you a chance to TRAVEL THROUGH TIME, something that no human has ever done before, and you call ME an asshole? <@DiKKy> K <@DiKKy> GROG WHY R U AVOIDING MY IGNORE < captain_g> lol dikky has ignored people < captain_g> DiKKy: do you hold the shift key or use capslock <@DiKKy> SHIFT KEY OF COURSE <@DiKKy> DO U THINK IM A RETARD ? <Kalle> well I kind of suck at german too I guess <Kalle> I understand german, but I can't really have a meaningful conversation in it <a43> I really wish I ahdn't slacked off during the three years of german <a43> I have a good head for language but I didn't pay attention <a43> and now I can't read Jünger in his original language :( <DiKKy> 10:52 [Undernet] -Announcer(revenger@Revenger.users.undernet.org)- Undernet User Commitee is proud to invite you to attend an advanced class in english. To attend please type /join #class now. <DiKKy> I BET THEY HAVE GERMAN CLASSES TOO <DiKKy> IM GONNA FIND THAT PICTURE OF ME WEARING MY INTERNET HAT <DiKKy> LAST PLACE I SAW IT WAS ON MUH BLOG <incog> U HAEV BLOG?!?! <DiKKy> Error <DiKKy> This journal has been suspended. <DiKKy> THEY DEACTIVATED MY BOG <DiKKy> CUZ <DiKKy> HOLD ON ILL FIND THE REASON <DiKKy> Dear user dikky: <DiKKy> Recently, you were contacted regarding our requirement that you remove the phrase 'killing jews' as an interest on your Profile page. As you have not removed this interest by the deadline, your account has been suspended. <afed> haha <afed> they didn't just remove it themselves <DiKKy> THAT WOULD BE CENSORSHIP WOULDNT IT <DiKKy> what do u think we did since we were so busy we couldnt eat or sleep for 3 days? <KiSSy> sucked dicks <DiKKy> sum of dat yeah [15:02] <DiKKy> MACSONBROWN [15:02] <DiKKy> MACSONBROWN [15:02] <DiKKy> MACSONBROWN [15:02] <JacksonBrown> Jmax: semen [15:02] <DiKKy> MACSONBROWN [15:02] <DiKKy> MACSONBROWN [15:02] <DiKKy> I WANT SEMEN TOO <@DiKKy_> WOW <@DiKKy_> GaSSy: STINKIEZ I JUST LOOKED IN THE MIRROR <@DiKKy_> IN MY EYES <@DiKKy_> THEY HAVE CHANGED COLOUR <@DiKKy_> OR WELL <@DiKKy_> THEY HAVE BECOME INCREASEINGLY BLUE OVER THE YEARS <@GaSSy> lol <@DiKKy_> THEY ARE NOW REALLY SHINY COOL STRONG BLUE <@GaSSy> B.L.U.E. /\ <@DiKKy_> THEY USED TO BE BLUE BUT A LITTLE GREENISH <@DiKKy_> IM SUCH A ROLEMODEL ARYAN <@abez> DiKKy_ is addicted to spice <@abez> DiKKy_ are you the kwizat hadearach ? <@Shaniqua> <DiKKy_> God created Arrakis to train the faithful. <DiKKy> I WUZ BORN IN TROLLHEIM <DiKKy> WHICH MEANS HOME OF THE TROLLS <DiKKy> AND WAS THE VIKING CAPITAL <DiKKy> CALLED NIDAROS B4 <DiKKy> WHERE THE PLUNDER AND PILLAGING AND RAPEAGE OF BRITISH CHRISTIANS WENT ON FOR CENTURIES <DiKKy> WELL <DiKKy> NO <DiKKy> IT WAS PLANNED AND EXECUTED FROM THERE <DiKKy> COMMUNICATION BY FAGS <DiKKy> BRITS <DiKKy> THAT MADE ROW THE BOATS <DiKKy> NO WAIT <DiKKy> WE ROWED THE BOATS <DiKKy> WE NEEDED THE EXERCISE <DiKKy> FOR OUR LARGE TRICEPSES <DiKKy> AND THEN WE WOULD CUT ALL THE CHRISTIANS HEADS OFF <DiKKy> AND TAKE ALL THEIR STUFF <DiKKy> AND RAPE ALL THEIR WOMEN AND CHILDREN <DiKKy> AND OLD <DiKKy> AND SICK <DiKKy> AND THEN <DiKKy> WE WOULD BURN THE HOLE VILLAGE TO THE GROUND <DiKKy> BUT NEED NOT FEAR IN A YEAR OR TWO A NEW VILLAGE HAS GROWN OUT OF THE OLD ONE READY TO BE BURNED DOWN! <DiKKy> AND SO WE KEPT ON FOR CENTURIES <DiKKy> I AM ACTUALLY LIKE THIS TO EVERYONE I MEET <DiKKy> IN REAL LIFE ALSO <DiKKy> I HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS <Al> ok now you're just making shit up <DiKKy> LOL <DiKKy> IT DIDNT WORK <DiKKy> I HAD 2 MAIL THE ABUSE TEAM <DiKKy> Hi! <DiKKy> After careful consideration I have now removed the interest "killing jews" from my Profile page, i would like you to unsuspend my account now. <DiKKy> Please. <@DiKKy> I JUST RETURNED FROM PARACHUTE LECTIONS AGAIN <@DiKKy> LOL <@DiKKy> TOMORROW/SUNDAY I WILL JUMP <@DiKKy> TOMORROW/SUNDAY I WILL JUMP <@DiKKy> TOMORROW/SUNDAY I WILL JUMP <@DiKKy> TOMORROW/SUNDAY I WILL JUMP <@DiKKy> AHHAHAHA <@abez> ,--. ,-. L <@abez> ( ` ). L <@abez> (' , , ; L <@abez> `---'...-'--' L <@abez> Dikky O ,--. ,-. <@abez> sky O ( ` ). <@abez> diving O (' , , ; <@abez> O `---'...-'--' <@abez> ,--. ,-. L <@abez> ( ` ). L <@abez> (' , , ; L <@abez> `---'...-'--' L <@abez> H <@abez> Y <@abez> Y *, <@abez> _____________/\.;\|/;./\___________ <@abez> SPLAT <@a43> lol <@captain_g> hahaha < moira_> o I see you have learned how to spell "parachute"

John    (2)

	Reason:	Hot Sex
		Comments Howard Stern Fan Nothing hot about this reason or some guy name John. Whore of Babylon You obviously don't know John.

Grant    (4)

	Relation:	My new boyfriend
	From:	The Orient Hotel, The Rocks Sydney
	Reason:	He is the best thing that has happened to me and I can't wait til I can scream out to the whole world that he is mine and I love him!!! I love you Baby!!! XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
		Comments Whore of Babylon Good for you girl!! Now you go and give that guy the ride of his fucking life honey. ENJOY!!!!! Orient Hotel Bellboy Yeh, he's a real nice guy, shitty tipper but nice. Howard Stern Fan There's too much love for some guy name Grant. At least tell us what he does. Nightmare Far too many Oxo cubes here.

My Husband    (1)

	Relation:	Husband
	From:	Here to Eternity
	Reason:	Only we know what we know; and no-one can go where we go.
		Comments Your Husband God-damnit woman! Get off that freakin' computer and make me dinner 'fore I knock the turds out of ya!!

G. R. Harvill, Inc.    (2)

	Relation:	My Boss
	From:	Work
	Reason:	Randy Harvill is the most wonderful, outstanding and honest man I have had the pleasure to know. He's very considerate of everyone around him. He cares about each and every one of his employees and subcontractors that work for him. So many subcontractors over bill him for their work and he actually goes to job sites to see their work and pays them according to the actual work they have done. He never underpays anyone and gives outstanding bonuses to his employees that work so very hard. He has one of the biggest hearts I have ever known and I'm so grateful to be working for him for several years now.
		Comments Howard Stern Fan Either you've been kissing his ass or sucking his dick. Michael When you read between the lines it's obvious you can't stand him. Kindness that kills.....good work.

Reverend Shnorr    (1)

	From:	Jerry Springer
	Reason:	The Reverend Shnorr is the best part on the Jerry Springer show! Whenever rednecks want to get married on the show, the doorbell rings, Jerry answers it, and oh my gosh it's the Reverend Shnorr! He's so damn funny too. You have to see him. He also does other people's weddings. Just call him with $100 to give him and you got yourself a wedding.
		Comments Howard Stern Fan I saw the one episode when he reviews a classic Springer episode and he tears off a page in the bible that talks about turning water into wine. Then he tries to turn a gallon of water into wine. And then he brought some hottie blonde chick name Bubbles who likes a holy man and wants to see him turn water into wine so he said "Look there's Jesus!" she turns around looking for him and he pour wine into the water. She turns back and was amazed that he turned water into wine. That was a funny episode.

Junkyardwilliefan    (2)

	From:	Deviantart
	Reason:	He is a awesome and funny guy! He never gets tired of listening to Touch Tone Terrorists and he loves boobies! He even doesn't give a fuck if that fat emo queef Mirrorkills adds him to the suck list. P.S I apologize if I am a ass kisser.
		Comments Howard Stern Fan Everyone loves boobies. And we all know Mirrorkills is a bleeder. Michael I love bloody booobies

you folks    (4)

	Reason:	You guys made this an awesome site when I barely paid attention to it. Cheers! - Zareste
		Comments Ass kisser Well it was a brilliant site already. Thank YOU Zareste for providing us with the means to vent our frustrations. It can only get better with the more people that discover it and join in the fun. SPREAD THE WORD EVERYONE!!! LETS MAKE THIS SITE FAMOUS AND GET ZARESTE THE CREDIT HE DESERVES FOR CREATING IT!!! Michael I'm pretty sure Zareste is solely responsible for 'People that Suck' but if my memory serves me well I'd say it was 'us' the people that asked for a 'People that Rock' portion of the site. The Bastard I thank you as well, Zareste. :) Howard Stern Fan You're welcome and thank you Zareste! :)

Nick Staley    (4)

	Relation:	Amazing Weekend
	From:	Dana Point, or Salon Gregories N.B.
	Reason:	Best Sex I've Ever Had! Thanks Nick .....don't regret it! xoxoxo
		Comments mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Nick Staley You are certainly welcome. Most chicks are turned off by Herpes and anal warts but not you! anal warts.... yikes Howard Stern Fan Ass kissers...yikes!

Ome    (2)

	Reason:	Kicking through a wooden door, while not the best idea ever, is still frigging awesome to watch.
		Comments Howard Stern Fan What's a Ome? Michael According to the Urban Dictionary Ome is the complete opposite of Emo. That knowledge doesn't make the post any less confusing.

WadeFulp    (2)

	Relation:	Newgrounds Admin
	From:	Newgrounds
	Reason:	OMG WADE IS LIKE COOOOL
		Comments Xx#SAKURA#xX he is!!`1 Howard Stern Fan I bet this was made by a fat immature little kid with leet accent.

Jenna Jamison    (3)

	From:	Celebrity porn star
	Reason:	She is a goddess of all porn stars! Everybody wants to fuck her so bad!
		Comments Michael I wouldn't fuck that skank whore with your dick, if you had one. Howard Stern Fan She was on the Howard Stern show that one time trying out the new sybian. Like Michael said before, I don't think waiting in a long line just to bang her isn't worth it. It's suicide for your dick to enter Jenna Jamison's vagina. SCLM Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Green Jelly    (2)

	Relation:	Fan
	Reason:	They're both heavy metal and comedians. I love their songs and music videos like Three Little Piggies. Too bad they only made two albums and then suddenly broke up. Where are they now?
		Comments Howard Stern Fan I still find that Shitman song funny as hell. Michael They changed their name to GWAR

Frank Yagami    (21)

	Relation:	Subscriber
	From:	www.FightersGeneration.com
	Reason:	This man owns the greatest fighting game site on the net... He is a cool dude and I am a subscriber to his awesome site.
		Comments Howard Stern Fan *sigh* Another ass-kisser.... The Bastard It's true. He does own the greatest fighting game site on the net. And he IS a cool dude... but only on the outside. In the inside, he's scum, pure and simple. And a lot of people can vouch. Anon KISS ASS, YOUNG ONE. KISS ASS AND PROSPER! Man, I hate that guy. I find him to be the most annoying prick on the planet. And a frickin' thief. Brian You know what's sad? The guy who posted this one did it because someone else put him up in People Who Suck. That just makes his reputation even worse! Or it probably just makes the person who posted it a suck-up. But who knows? Could be either way. oedipuswreck Yagami backwards= Imagay...what more needs to be said SNKfan Yagami is a badass last name you dumb ass Americans wouldn't understand that. I been to his site too it is the best fighting game site ever. Give him proper credit and he doesn't steal pictures because I send him a lot of the pictures he uses.. Oedipuswreck Well actually I'm English and I understand perfectly, thank you. The Bastard SNKfan, you must chill out and not make the kind of comment a little kid would make. Unless you are a little kid, which makes it perfectly justified, but still embarrassing. SNKfan Yeah Im always chill. I'm 22 btw. Sorry for my bad english I'm Jap. The Bastard Perfectly reasonable. AceinDaHole Yall don't even know Frank so you can't say shit about him. I've actually talked to Mr. Yagami and he is a badass unlike you SUCKA!!! He's a fuckin 5th degree black belt n shiit. Yall are just hatin.. Prolly jealous of him. Fighters Gen owns. Howard Stern Fan A 5th degree black belt? ...in what game? OedipusWreck AceinDaHole?? Sounds more like ArseinDaHole to me. Maybe he's Goatse?? The Bastard Nice work of copypasta, AceinDaHole. Michael Is AceinDaHole the same person as ANIMEISHOTLOLLOL? The Bastard I've said it over in People Who Suck, but I feel I've got to say it here too: I've noticed that in the Games section of his site, he lists games that "matter", yet there are a lot that don't. Isn't that just so wacky (and retarded)? :D Yodaaa Wow, Frankie is popular! I also subscribe to Fighters Generation. Even though he's full of himself, I like the guy... He's clever. He's popular on the account he's gay. :) "Even though he's full of himself, I like the guy... He's clever." NIGGA PLZ We've seen people make snarky comments like his all over the web, newb.

My Mom    (6)

	Relation:	Mom
	From:	Home
	Reason:	What more can I say? She gave me life and stuck around to sustain it. She gave up on a lot of her own dreams and ambitions to be my mom, and she nurtured mine instead. She is always there when I need her even when shes had to cancel other plans. She is the best mom in the world and her apple pie is awesome!
		Comments Howard Stern Fan Those are very touching words. I would say the same thing. I love my mom too and so does my family and friends. The Bastard Your mom is a good human being indeed. Mr X I think your mom rocks too. So does mine, but I can't beat that. nattydread. Awww, my mum died when I was young; but I wish she was still around so I could say things like that. Michael Is your mom a MILF? Maybe everyone would like some of her pie. SCLM I am amazed this one got through a whole four comments without some snide comment. It restores my faith in humanity.

Kylie Minogue    (5)

	Relation:	If only...........
	From:	Australia
	Reason:	Have you seen those new pictures of her lately?? The cheeky little minx!! Grrrrrr!!!!!
		Comments Howard Stern Fan Checking Google for pictures.... .... .... She looks okay. At least she's better looking than Britney Spears. The Bastard I hated her in Street Fighter. Howard Stern Fan She was in Street Fighter? Which character? nattydread. Nah...Kylie has the body of a child. Its not my thing. I'd rather a woman have a little something I can get a good nuzzle into if you know what I mean. Michael She's too damn skinny.

Greg Grunberg    (2)

	Reason:	I love this guy.
		Comments Howard Stern Fan And that's it? Man what a boring reason. Michael He sounds like a real jerk to me.

WeNeed2Know,com    (3)

	Relation:	Blogger
	From:	Member
	Reason:	You can post on their site and they won't censor you!
		Comments Howard Stern Fan So like if I wanna say "fuck ass shit piss cock penis vagina dick goatse meecrob asshole cockspit" they won't censor it? Sweet. nattydread I checked it out and its pretty lame really, unless youre in to moon landing conspriacies and all that. And you have to join as a member to post- unlike this site, whick rocks my socks. Michael Hehehehehe...HSF said vagina.

Konata Izumi    (4)

	From:	Lucky Star (Anime)
	Reason:	An awesome anime character.
		Comments Howard Stern Fan I like Eiken better. The Bastard Nobody cares who Konata Izumi is. Michael Does she have large cartoon knockers? Howard Stern Fan Eiken does. Glad to see you again Michael.

Gordon Ramsey    (3)

	From:	Kitchen Nightmares, Hell's Kitchen
	Reason:	The best damn chef in the entire world! He yells and insult stupid people, and nothing upsets chef Ramsey. Not even angry customers. Gordon Ramsey rules!
		Comments Howard Stern Fan Damn straight he rocks. He gets to yell and talk crap to people for stupidity and terrible mistakes. There's another show Kitchen Nightmares where he comes to save business from crappy restaurants. I sure can go for some crab cakes. Mr X He's better than that faggot Jamie Oliver for sure. Howard Stern Fan If Gordon Ramsey is better than all world class chefs in the entire world, he has the right to be a God.

Amy Winehouse    (4)

	Relation:	They tried to make her go to rehab she said No, No. No
	From:	England
	Reason:	Good Jewish girl from a good Jewish family.
		Comments Mr X Yeah her music rocks, but shes a heroin addict, she has bad hair, bad eye makeup and bad teeth. She should try eating something sometimes and not scratch her husbands face in public. She really should go to rehab. Good Jewish girl my eye! Howard Stern Fan The only thing that's good is her music. The rest of her is crap. nattydread So Amy Wino-Whorehouse is Jewish? Well that aint good. That aint good at all. They should ban her from their religion. Michael Jews and drugs don't mix. Justy look how David Lee Roth turned out.

The Coral    (2)

	Relation:	My favorite band
	From:	U.K.
	Reason:	the title says it all, you guys rock!
		Comments Mr X There are some good bands from England at the moment, like the Kaiser Chiefs and the Feeling. But I dont know the Coral. Are they new? Fou-Lu nah, they formed in the 90's, just didn't release an album 'till after 2000

Marilyn Manson    (9)

Comments Howard Stern Fan Did you hear the Marilyn Manson version of This Is Halloween from The Nightmare Before Christmas? That song kicks ass. Nightmare I've got that song for my computer. nattydread I like the Fight Song by Marilyn Manson. That totally kicks ass. Yeah hes a genius. Mr X Fight fight fight fight. You gotta love the guy. Michael Gimme a break, he's a tool. GodisintheTV Marilyn Manson is amazing. He's smarter than you. Antichrist Superstar = best album ever. girlonthephone I love Manson. He is so sexy. Sadie Mae Glutz Personally I prefer his brother, Charles. Michael His good friends call him Chuck.

Borat    (7)

	Relation:	Make Cultural Learnings of America for Glorious Benefit of Khazakistan
	From:	Khazakistan
	Reason:	Is good I like He likes to have a sexy time
		Comments nattydread LMAO at the scene where they're fighting in the hotel. Yeah Borat rocks. Michael Borat's a fake moron. nattydread (again) Better than being a real one no? Howard Stern Fan I like the part where he says that if his movie's not good he'll be executed. ... It would have been a lot better if the movie hadn't used a REAL country, thus insulting them for our own entertainment. Humbert... You obviously don't understand the irony of it. He isn't insulting anyone; except our own prejudices. SNKfan I loved that movie.

Zero Suit Samus    (6)

	From:	Super Smash Bros Brawl
	Reason:	Damn she looks tight in that zero suit! I can't wait to play as her!
		Comments Michael Damn she looks tight in that zero suit! I can't wait to play as her! INTERPRETATION Damn she looks tight in that zero suit! I can't wait to play with myself! Howard Stern Fan I can't wait to play as Snake from Metal Gear. That's my favorite game. Ripple I want to play as Lightning from Final Fantasy XIII. Howard Stern Fan Lightning's in it?? Well as long as it's not Cloud. Nightmare ...There are no FF characters in Brawl. Seriously, check the offical website. Howard Stern Fan I checked the website. Holy crap! Sonic is coming to Brawl!!

RupeeClock    (1)

	From:	Newgrounds / Clock Crew
	Reason:	He makes the best flash cartoons on Newgrounds. I think RupeeClock should be the next king of the portal.
		Comments Michael He sounds more like a queen to me.

Katie Inkson    (10)

	Relation:	A fan of her singing
	From:	Heard her on a friends site and CD
	Reason:	Katie Inkson's voice has the most amazing sound in the world and is truly awesome.She has a voice that totally rocks.I cannot wait until she starts recording music so we can us hear her cool vocals.When you hear her sing she touches your soul with emotion and passion.Please,please,please keep singing and keep going girl I bet you will be famous one day.
		Comments optional Well post a link to the site so as we can all hear it-or she'll never be famous. =) Anyway...how comes she has a cd already if she hasn't started recording yet? whats it called? Michael I'd like to unload a few ounces of jism down her throat to help with her singing voice. I want her to gargle my cum. NoFoolLikeAnOldFool Shes only 14 You foul fiend! Nights Lost Dream.................... VILE. Not the singing- but the post from Michael. You are one sick piece of shit. They could have at least given her decent songs to sing. Her voice is very good but wasted on those bad lyrics and dreadful guitar playing. Michael Well when she turns 17 I'll get back to you. nattydread Judging by the posts she has on People that Suck and this one; she might already be establishing some notability. But yeah lets have a link to the site so we can decide for ourselves. nattydread (again) P.S That was pretty distastful Michael. Mr X Gah! Fame is for fools. Ask Britney Spears and friends. Howard Stern Fan She still needs to ripe, Michael. I say in about 8 years.

lolcats    (5)

	From:	Internet
	Reason:	Best form of internet humour EVER.
		Comments Howard Stern Fan Like what? nattydread There is a faint whiff of noob about this entry dont you think? Michael Cats should be thrown at Stop signs from moving vehicles. Small dogs too. Howard Stern Fan Dogs, yeah. But cats? No. Fou-Lu No, trolling is the best form of internet humor.

KANE    (4)

	Relation:	FRIEND
	From:	Deviantart
	Reason:	HE'S AWESOME WITH HIS SENSE OF HUMOR AND SARCASM!
		Comments random dude yeah I think he can be funny sometimes Howard Stern Fan Wasn't he a wrestler? He looks like a psycho murderer without his hair and mask. And he's in that See No Evil movie too. The Bastard WWE's Kane was much funnier. Nightmare Go easy on the caps...